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Date(s) - Wednesday 12/04/2024
7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
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Chapel
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***** ***** LET IT BE CHRISTMAS BY ALAN JACKSON ***** *****
Let it be Christmas everywhere
In the hearts of all people both near and a far
Christmas everywhere
Feel the love of the season wherever you are
On the small country roads lined with green mistletoe
Big city streets where a thousand lights glow
Let it be Christmas everywhere
Let heavenly music fill the air
Let every heart sing let every bell ring
The story of hope and joy and peace
And let it be Christmas everywhere
Let heavenly music fill the air
Let anger and fear and hate disappear
Let there be love that lasts through the year
Let it be Christmas
Christmas everywhere
Let it be Christmas everywhere
With the gold and silver, the green and the red
Christmas everywhere
In the smiles of all children asleep in their beds
In the eyes of young babies their first fallen snow
Elderly’s memories that never grow old
Let it be Christmas everywhere
Let heavenly music fill the air
Let every heart sing let every bell ring
The story of hope and joy and peace
And let it be Christmas everywhere
Let heavenly music fill the air
Let anger and fear and hate disappear
Let there be love that lasts through the year
Let it be Christmas
Christmas everywhere
Let it be Christmas everywhere
In the songs that we sing and the gifts that we bring
Christmas everywhere
In what this day means and what we believe
From the sandy white beaches where blue water rolls
Snow covered mountains and valleys below
Let it be Christmas everywhere
Let heavenly music fill the air
Let every heart sing let every bell ring
The story of hope and joy and peace
And let it be Christmas everywhere
Let heavenly music fill the air
Let anger and fear and hate disappear
Let there be love that lasts through the year
Let it be Christmas
Christmas everywhere
Christmas everywhere
Christmas everywhere
***** ***** Little Drummer Boy by Pentatonix ***** *****
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A newborn king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
So to honor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we come
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum
Little baby
Pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too
Pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
That’s fit to give our king
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Shall I play for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Mary nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time
Pa rum pum pum pum
I played my drum for him
Pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Then he smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Oh oh ooh oh ooh oh oh oh oh ooh oh ooh oh oh oh
Oh oh ooh oh ooh oh oh oh oh ooh oh ooh oh oh oh
Oh oh ooh oh ooh oh oh oh
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A newborn king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum
Me and my drum
Me and my drum
Me and my drum
Rum pum pum pum
***** ***** Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano ***** *****
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y Felicidad
***** ***** Dueling Jingle Bells by US Navy Band ***** *****
Exclusively instrumental.
Feel free to strum along on your imaginary banjo
***** ***** Grandma Got Run Over by A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy ***** *****
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She’d been drinkin’ too much eggnog
And we’d begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas mornin’
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa
He’s been takin’ this so well
See him in there watchin’ football
Drinkin beer and playin’ cards with Cousin Belle
It’s not Christmas without Grandma
All the family’s dressed in black
And we just can’t help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Send them back!!!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma’s wig
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa’s
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Sing it, Grandpa!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Merry Christmas
***** ***** Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley ***** *****
I’ll have a blue Christmas without you
I’ll be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
Won’t be the same dear
If you’re not here with me
And when those blue snowflakes start falling
That’s when those blue memories start calling
You’ll be doing all right
With your Christmas of white
But I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
You’ll be doing alright
With your Christmas of white
But I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
***** ***** Carol of Bells by Mannheim Steamroller ***** *****
Instrumental Track Only
***** ***** I Want a Hippo by Gayle Peevey ***** *****
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That’s the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Mom says the hippo would eat me up
But then teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I’d feed him there and wash him there
And give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
***** ***** O Holy Night by Glee Cast ***** *****
Oh holy night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Savior’s birth
Long lay the world in sin and error, pining
Till he appeared and the soul felt its worth
A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees
Oh hear the angel voices
Oh night divine
Oh night when Christ was born
Oh night divine
Oh night, oh night divine
Truly He taught us to love one another
His law is love, and His gospel is peace
Chains shall He break, for the slave is our brother
And in His name all oppression shall cease
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we
Let all within us praise His holy name
Fall on your knees
Oh hear the angel voices
Oh night divine
Oh night when Christ was born
Oh night divine
Oh night, oh night divine
Ohhh… oh night divine
***** ***** Intermission ***** *****
Join us for Carla & Carla’s Elves’ Cookie Party! A magical gathering where
every cookie tells a story, and every crumb is a sprinkle of joy!
***** ***** Mary Did You Know by Pentatonix ***** *****
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
Would one day walk on water?
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
Would save our sons and daughters?
Did you know that your baby boy
Has come to make you new?
This child that you delivered, will soon deliver you
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
Will give sight to a blind man?
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
Will calm the storm with his hand?
Did you know that your baby boy
Has walked where angels trod?
When you kiss your little baby
You kiss the face of God
Mary, did you know?
Mary, did you know?
Mary, did you know? Did you know?
Mary, did you know? Mary, did you know?
Mary, did you know? Mary, did you know?
The blind will see, the deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leap, the dumb will speak
The praises of the Lamb
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
Is Lord of all creation?
Mary, did you know that your baby boy
Would one day rule the nations?
Did you know that your baby boy
Is heaven’s perfect Lamb?
That sleeping child you’re holding is the great, I Am
Mary, did you know? (Mary, did you know?)
Mary, did you know? (Mary, did you know?)
Mary, did you know? Oh
***** ***** God Bless USA by American Patriots ***** *****
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I’d worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I’d thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can’t take that away.
I’m proud to be an American
where at least I know I’m free,
And I won’t forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
(Army)
First to fight for the right,
and to build the nation’s might,
and the Army goes rolling along.
Proud of all we have done,
fighting ‘til the battle’s won,
and the Army goes rolling along.
Then it’s Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army is on its way.
Count off your cadence loud and strong.
For where‘er we go,
we will always know,
that the Army goes rolling along.
(US Marines)
From the halls of Montezuma,
to the shores of Tripoli,
we fight our country’s battles
in the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
and to keep our honor clean.
we are proud to claim the title of United States Marine.
(Navy)
Anchors Aweigh, my boys Anchors Aweigh!
Farewell to foreign shores, we sail at break of day-ayay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam.
Until we meet once more, here’s wishing you a happy
voyage home!
(Coast Guard)
So here’s the Coast Guard marching song,
We sing on land or sea.
Through surf and storm and howling gale,
High shall our purpose be.
“Semper Paratus” is our guide,
Our fame, our glory, too,
To fight to save or fight and die!
Aye! Coast Guard, we’re for you.
(Space Force)
We’re the mighty watchful eye, Guardians beyond the blue,
The invisible front line, Warfighters brave and true.
Boldly reaching into space, there’s no limit to our sky.
Standing guard both night and day,
We’re the Space Force from on high
(Air Force)
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun.
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder.
At ‘em boys, give ‘em the gun.
Down we dive, ae our flame from under.
Off with one hell of a roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame.
Ain’t nothing can stop the U.S. Air Force.
I’m proud to be an American
Where at Least I know I’m free,
And I won’t forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today,
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
***** ***** Baby It’s Cold Outside by Idina Menzel, Michael Bublé ***** *****
I really can’t stay
Baby it’s cold outside
I gotta go away
Baby it’s cold outside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you’d dropped in
So very nice
I’ll hold your hands they’re just like ice
My mother will start to worry
Beautiful what’s your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
Now really, I’d better scurry
Sweetheart what’s your hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Why don’t you put some records on while I pour
The neighbors might think
Baby it’s bad out there
Say what’s in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell
I’ll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no
Mind if move in closer?
At least I’m gonna say that I tried
What’s the sense of hurting my pride?
I really can’t stay
Baby don’t hold out
Oh but it’s cold outside
I simply must go
Baby it’s cold outside
The answer is no
But baby it’s cold outside
The welcome has been
So lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm
Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious
Gosh your lips look delicious!
My brother will be there at the door
Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt’s mind is vicious
oh, Baby your so delicious!
Well maybe just one little kiss more
Never such a visit
Oh, I’ve gotta go home
You’ll freeze to the bone out there
Hey lend me your comb
It’s up to your knees out there!
You’ve really been grand,
I feel when you touch my hand
But don’t you see?
How can you do this thing to me?
There’s bound to be talk tomorrow
Making my lifelong sorrow!
At least there will be plenty implied
If you caught pneumonia and died!
I really can’t stay
Get over that old out
Baby it’s cold outside
It is kind of chilly
Just stay right here baby
You ain’t gotta be nowhere
Alright, you win
***** ***** Moose in a Maple Tree by Chris Murray ***** *****
On the first day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
A moose in a maple tree.
On the second day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the third day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree. `
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Seven beavers building, six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Eight lobsters nipping, seven beavers building
Six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Nine Mounties riding, eight lobsters nipping, seven beavers building
Six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Ten salmon leaping, nine Mounties riding, eight lobsters nipping
Seven beavers building, six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Canuck sent to me
Eleven sled dogs mushing, ten salmon leaping, nine Mounties riding
Eight lobsters nipping, seven beavers building, six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a Canuck sent to me
Twelve skiers skiing, eleven sled dogs mushing, ten salmon leaping, nine Mounties riding
Eight lobsters nipping, seven beavers building, six whales breaching, five hockey sticks
Four totem poles, three snowmen, two polar bears and a moose in a maple tree!
***** ***** Wizard in Winter by Trans-Siberian Orchestra ***** *****
Instrumental piece, no words to sing along with
***** ***** Snoopy Red Baron by Royal Guardsmen ***** *****
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Do kannst mir sehr gefallen!
The news had come out in the First World War
The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
The Allied command ignored all of its men
And called on Snoopy to do it again
Was the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought
With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man
The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn’t shoot, well, we’ll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below?
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, “Merry Christmas, mein friend!”
The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they’d meet on some other day
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
***** ***** Frosty the Snowman by Jimmy Durante ***** *****
Happy Birthday
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me
Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said
Let’s run and
We’ll have some fun
Now before I melt away
Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all
Around the square saying
Catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler “stop!”
Thumpity-thump-thump
Thumpity-thump-thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpity-thump-thump
Thumpity-thump-thump
Over the hills of snow
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
Don’t you cry
I’ll be back on Christmas Day!
***** ***** Canadian Jingle Bells by The Turnpike Bandits ***** *****
Dashing through the snow
In Santa’s flying sleigh
Over Canada we go
Giving gifts along the way!
Everything’s lit up
Under the northern lights
And everywhere in Canada
has such amazing sights!
We see a herd of moose
Out by Dawson City
The Yukon takes my breath away
Its glaciers are so pretty.
Then up by Yellowknife
Out by a diamond mine
There’s a guy ice fishing
With a big one on the line!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
From Victoria to Halifax
Across the Hudson Bay
Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
It’s Christmas time in Canada
So Merry Christmas – Eh!
Back to BC’s coast
Whales are making merry
Swimming with the salmon
Beside a BC ferry.
Over in Alberta
Across the mighty Rockies
Cowboys at a rodeo are riding bulls like jockeys.
As we glide across the prairies
Santa spots a loon
Then we see a flock of them out by Saskatoon.
But in Manitoba
We had a little scare
When Santa almost landed on a sleeping polar bear!
Up in Nunavut
Among the caribou
We see an inuksuk and a seal-skin canoe!
Ontario’s lit up
With Christmas lights and balls
And the hockey fans roar louder than Niagara Falls!
When we get to Quebec
It’s a perfect Christmas scene.
Kids are making snowmen and eating chocolatine!
Onward to New Brunswick
And music fills the air.
It’s a kitchen party
With fiddlers fiddling there!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
From Victoria to Halifax
Across the Hudson Bay
Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
It’s Christmas time in Canada
So Merry Christmas – Eh!
Out on PEI
Mounties are in the stables eating turkey dinner with Anne of Green Gables!
We’re in Nova Scotia
Just one thing left to do
Fill the Christmas stockings for the crew of Bluenose Two!
The presents are delivered
Santa says “Enough!”
So we land in Newfoundland for a scoff and a scuff.
It’s great to be Canadian!
Anyone can see
It’s the coolest country in the world
The true north strong and free!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
From Victoria to Halifax
Across the Hudson Bay
Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
It’s Christmas time in Canada
So Merry Christmas – Eh!
It’s Christmas time in Canada
So Merry Christmas – Eh!
***** ***** The 12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug McKenzie ***** *****
Okay, good day, this is our Christmas part of the album
And you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh
Or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there’s nothing else to do
Good day, eh? (Yeah)
In case you thought, like, I wasn’t on this part
Oh, I guarantee ya, you’d be on
Okay, so, good day, this is the Christmas part
And we’re gonna tell you what to get, uh, your true love for Christmas
Look out the window
Where? What are you doing?
Snow, hosehead
Wha? Oh, it’s the Great White North, and it’s snowing
‘Cause it’s Christmas time
Hey, hoser
What?
Here’s a quiz, quiz for Doug
Okay, I have my thinking toque on
Yeah, right
What are the twelve days of Christmas?
‘Cause, figure it out, right Christmas is when? (Um)
Uh, the 25th
Right, and what’s the 24th, Christmas Eve, right?
So, that’s two and then, what’s after that? (That’s two)
Um uh, Wrestling Day (Boxing day)
No, get out (Boxing Day, yeah, yeah)
That’s three (I knew)
Then what’s after that? Nothing
New Year’s
Four and what’s
New Year’s Eve
Five, where do you get twelve? (Okay)
Uh there’s two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that’s four
That’s nine and three other days, which I believe are the mystery days
Okay now
This is our Christmas song
In case you don’t know what to get somebody for Christmas
There’s lots of ideas in here, so, listen, and don’t get stuck
Okay
By the way, that’s me on the organ
Aw, Jeez
You start
Okay
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me, a beer
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks and a beer (okay, good)
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer (okay)
That should be more there, eh?
Where? On, go
Fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
In a tree, see you need more (oh, yeah)
The fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer, what was it? In a tree
Okay, on the sixth, go
Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six packs of two four
Five golden touques (beauty)
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree
Okay (kay)
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven packs of smokes
(Nice gift) oh, six packs of two four
Five golden touques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree
Right, I keep forgetting
Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas
It’s too hard for us
Um
Go, hoser
Oh
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two four
Five (five golden toques)
(Four pounds of back bacon)
(Three French toast)
(Two turtlenecks)
And a beer on my tree
Yeah, That beer’s empty
Okay, day (twelve), uh, twelve
Good day, and welcome to day twelve
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer, in a tree
Beauty, eh?
Where’d you learn to do that?
Uh, albums
Boy, so, like, that’s our song, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
And good day
Good day, everybody
Hap-happy New Year, too
Okay, you know what you left out?
What?
Donuts
I told you to get me donuts (oh no)
Either on the ninth day or the tenth day
Or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts (okay, the song’s over)
But I want (merry Christmas, everybody)
Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts
So, go out to the stores, and get some presents
You coulda gone down to, like, the good donut shop
Where if you buy a dozen, you get another one free
And then, been thirteen for the thirteen days of Christmas
Well, next Christmas, get me a chainsaw
Take off
Boy, that song was a beauty, it, it moved me
Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven
What?
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